Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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