It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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