it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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