found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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