Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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