Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We talked him into tasing himself.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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