Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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