gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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