we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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