were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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