does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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