Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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