My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
