is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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