The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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