He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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