she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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