Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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