I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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