Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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