But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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