Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I have post one night stand depression
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