He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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