It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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