Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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