Fuck appropriateness.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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