Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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