IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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