scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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