Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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