If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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