would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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