You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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