i don't plan on having that self control this summer
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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