my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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