Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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