Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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