we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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