God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Randomize
