I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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