bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She bit a glass in half.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Oh god it's open bar.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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