Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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