During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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