We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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