I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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