Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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