Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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