Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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