I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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