No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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