i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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