You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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