another moral hangover. fuck.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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