Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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